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Dazed & Amused


I always forget how much I love being drunk until I am drunk

"Leonardo’s Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo’s David is just a million hits with a hammer. We’re all of us a million bits put together the right way."
― Diary (Novel) by Chuck Palahniuk (via seabois)



ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

I don’t even suck dick but I support this whole heartedly

(Source: donniedarkos)